3/26/2006

Episode 1: Deep Fried Calamari

It was a Saturday afternoon; the sun was shining and the winds of the West were blowing. The man-made lake next to my apartment complex was sending us the sweet aromas of suburban sea life. Today was the day for squid.

After visiting our friends at Podesto's and picking up our high-quality, pre-packaged, frozen squid, we went home and got to work. Instead of being a family of happy octupi, it was a 1 Pound solid brick of fishy flesh. Defrosting and seperating were the first tasks.


We laid out our freshly defrosted squid on a 100% organic birch cutting board and prepard to create the famous "calamari rings" -- previously thought to be a delicacy reserved for restaurants. The hollow bodies of the squid (also known as "tubes") would be sliced at regular intervals to create the sought after rings. The tentacles would remain intact until fry time. As the squid lay segregated, they called for Allison's freshly-sharpened blade.



Once cut, preparing the calamari for entry into the deep fryer was a 3 step process:
  • 1. Playfully toss in plastic bag filled with flour/paprika/cajun seasoning concoction.
  • 2. Slather in egg/soy milk mixture. (Substitute cow milk if desired)
  • 3. Generously immerse in Italian bread crumbs until every crevice is evenly coated.

We had 1 pound of expertly cleaned, sliced and seasoned squid. To the deep fryer!

We filled the Kmart 1970s fryer with 3/4 gallon of peanut oil and set it to 375 degrees. The oil licked and spat, indicating its excitement for the frying to come. The fryer, after lying dormant for 15 years, reflected the oil's enthusiasm.
Although their feelings were outwardly strong, they could not match the anticipation in our hearts. We had talked about it, dreamt about it, and visualized it happening for at least 2 weeks, and now it was actually going to occur! We were deep frying!

The safety light dimmed, signalling that the oil's premium frying temperature had been achieved. We overloaded a slotted metal spoon with a mound of breaded rings and tentacles.
The moment of truth was upon us. We lowered our bounty into the hot oil, being careful to avoid the tiny droplets of hot oil whizzing by our faces.

In an instant, the tasty morsels were submerged and frying. As they danced in the hot oil, we too celebrated the moment with a heartfelt embrace.

Within 45 seconds the squid were golden brown and ready to be plucked from their oily bath. The fryer's convenient built-in strainer spared our tender hands from the dangerous waters.



When the dust settled, over 50 pieces of breaded and fried calamari were drying on a paper towel, waiting to be eaten.

We were getting antsy. We just wanted to seek our teeth into the succulent squid as soon as possible. A plate was prepared with the essentials: Lemon wedges, sourdough bread, and lettuce garnish.

Everyone knows a mis-chosen beverage can ruin a good meal. To accompany our meal, we selected elite Pyramid Hefeweizen.

We gorged ourselves on the deep-fried treats and washed it down with a full-bodied brew!


Stay tuned for the next adventure where we slay another deep fried monster!

5 Comments:

At 10:25 PM, Blogger Tim Sousa said...

Great post, I love Calamari.
Negative Calorie Diet

 
At 4:24 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm impressed with the presentation of the squid tubes piled high atop lemon wedges and lettuce garnish! What a fabulous display of deep-fried triumph!
Maybe sometime we can get together and make some delicious, artery clogging funnel cake? I'll bring the powdered sugar! http://southernfood.about.com/od/doughnutsandfritters/r/bl30118n.htm
Also, thought you might enjoy some leisure reading/menu brainstorming at the Crisco site (I hope your good times peanut oil isn't offended at this suggestion!), http://www.crisco.com/recipes/from_scratch/deep_fry.asp. I'm particularly entertained by the subtle humor of those Crisco web developers!
You guys are the best! Happy frying!

 
At 9:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

deep fried hot dogs. da bomb. to die for

 
At 4:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

WOW. I am so impressed with that blog that I will stay tuned for the next episode. I especially enjoyed the labeled diagram of the three ingredients. Let's fry again sometime!

 
At 8:46 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

so jealous of this meal. It looks AMAZING

 

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